Two and a Half Men

2003 • Comedy

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A hedonistic jingle writer's life is disrupted when his brother & young nephew move into his Malibu beach house. [2003 TV Show]

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A hedonistic jingle writer's luxurious, carefree life is disrupted when his newly divorced brother and young nephew move into his Malibu beach house. The series follows the chaotic, yet often hilarious, adjustments as the three very different personalities learn to coexist.

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Two and a Half MenSitcomCharlie SheenJon Cryer2003 TV SeriesFamily ComedyCBS ShowsClassic TV Comedy

Season 1 • 24 Episodes

1

Pilot

📅 2003-09-22

2

Big Flappy Bastards

📅 2003-09-29

3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

📅 2003-10-06

4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

📅 2003-10-13

5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

📅 2003-10-20

6

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

📅 2003-10-27

7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

📅 2003-11-03

8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

📅 2003-11-10

9

Phase One, Complete

📅 2003-11-17

10

Merry Thanksgiving

📅 2003-11-24

11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

📅 2003-12-15

12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

📅 2004-01-05

13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

📅 2004-01-12

14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

📅 2004-02-02

15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

📅 2004-02-09

16

That Was Saliva, Alan

📅 2004-02-16

17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

📅 2004-02-23

18

An Old Flame with a New Wick

📅 2004-03-01

19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

📅 2004-03-22

20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

📅 2004-04-19

21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

📅 2004-05-03

22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

📅 2004-05-10

23

Just Like Buffalo

📅 2004-05-17

24

Can You Feel My Finger?

📅 2004-05-24

Season 2 • 24 Episodes

1

Back Off, Mary Poppins

📅 2004-09-20

2

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

📅 2004-09-27

3

A Bag Full of Jawea

📅 2004-10-04

4

Go Get Mommy's Bra

📅 2004-10-11

5

Bad News from the Clinic?

📅 2004-10-18

6

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

📅 2004-10-25

7

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

📅 2004-11-08

8

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

📅 2004-11-15

9

Yes, Monsignor

📅 2004-11-22

10

The Salmon Under My Sweater

📅 2004-11-29

11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

📅 2004-12-13

12

A Lungful of Alan

📅 2005-01-03

13

Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

📅 2005-01-17

14

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

📅 2005-01-31

15

Smell the Umbrella Stand

📅 2005-02-07

16

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

📅 2005-02-14

17

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

📅 2005-02-21

18

It Was 'Mame', Mom

📅 2005-03-07

19

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

📅 2005-03-21

20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

📅 2005-04-18

21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

📅 2005-05-02

22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

📅 2005-05-09

23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

📅 2005-05-16

24

Does This Smell Funny to You?

📅 2005-05-23

Season 3 • 24 Episodes

1

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

📅 2005-09-19

2

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

📅 2005-09-26

3

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

📅 2005-10-03

4

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

📅 2005-10-10

5

We Called It Mr. Pinky

📅 2005-10-17

6

Hi, Mr. Horned One

📅 2005-10-24

7

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

📅 2005-11-07

8

That Voodoo That I Do Do

📅 2005-11-14

9

Madame and Her Special Friend

📅 2005-11-21

10

Something Salted and Twisted

📅 2005-11-28

11

Santa's Village of the Damned

📅 2005-12-19

12

That Special Tug

📅 2006-01-09

13

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

📅 2006-01-23

14

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

📅 2006-02-06

15

My Tongue Is Meat

📅 2006-02-27

16

Ergo, the Booty Call

📅 2006-03-06

17

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

📅 2006-03-13

18

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

📅 2006-03-20

19

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

📅 2006-04-10

20

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

📅 2006-04-24

21

And the Plot Moistens

📅 2006-05-01

22

Just Once with Aunt Sophie

📅 2006-05-08

23

Arguments for the Quickie

📅 2006-05-15

24

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

📅 2006-05-22

Season 4 • 24 Episodes

1

Working for Caligula

📅 2006-09-18

2

Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

📅 2006-09-25

3

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

📅 2006-10-02

4

A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

📅 2006-10-09

5

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

📅 2006-10-16

6

Apologies for the Frivolity

📅 2006-10-23

7

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

📅 2006-11-06

8

Release the Dogs

📅 2006-11-13

9

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

📅 2006-11-20

10

Kissing Abe Lincoln

📅 2006-11-27

11

Walnuts and Demerol

📅 2006-12-11

12

Castrating Sheep in Montana

📅 2007-01-08

13

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

📅 2007-01-22

14

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

📅 2007-02-05

15

My Damn Stalker

📅 2007-02-12

16

Young People Have Phlegm Too

📅 2007-02-19

17

I Merely Slept with a Commie

📅 2007-02-26

18

It Never Rains in Hooterville

📅 2007-03-19

19

Smooth as a Ken Doll

📅 2007-04-09

20

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

📅 2007-04-16

21

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

📅 2007-04-23

22

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

📅 2007-04-30

23

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

📅 2007-05-07

24

Prostitutes and Gelato

📅 2007-05-14

Season 5 • 19 Episodes

1

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

📅 2007-09-24

2

Media Room Slash Dungeon

📅 2007-10-01

3

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

📅 2007-10-08

4

City of Great Racks

📅 2007-10-15

5

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

📅 2007-10-22

6

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

📅 2007-10-29

7

The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

📅 2007-11-05

8

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

📅 2007-11-12

9

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

📅 2007-11-19

10

Kinda Like Necrophilia

📅 2007-11-26

11

Meander to Your Dander

📅 2008-03-17

12

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

📅 2008-03-24

13

The Soil Is Moist

📅 2008-03-31

14

Winky-Dink Time

📅 2008-04-14

15

Rough Night in Hump Junction

📅 2008-04-21

16

Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty

📅 2008-04-28

17

Fish in a Drawer

📅 2008-05-05

18

If My Hole Could Talk

📅 2008-05-12

19

Waiting for the Right Snapper

📅 2008-05-19

📅 2003📂 12 Seasons🎬 262 EpisodesComedyTV-14⭐ 7.5/10 (3.6K)Ended

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

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🏆 Won 9 Primetime Emmys. 30 wins & 73 nominations total

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Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Crew

Jim Patterson

Executive Producer

Michael Collier

Executive Producer

Carol Anne Miller

Producer

Don Reo

Executive Producer

Chuck Lorre

Executive Producer

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💬 Reviews

Ibraheem...

The same story all over again, in almost every episode. Tedious, yet there are some great jokes. You would hope it will get better in the next season, it doesn't.

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Keywords

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